Level of Difficulty: Child
Story:
But, here's something that's evolved over the years: my tuna sandwich. I probably made my first one in 4th grade, so I've tweaked it a little here and there. Your typical tuna sandwich has mayo, relish, and tuna. You put it on two slices of bread and bam. It's delicious, but you can do so much more. I would add/remove different ingredients and use different breads until I figured out what I liked best. You can make your own variety based on what you want and that's what makes the tuna sandwich so fun. Also, it makes your breath smell GREAT.
What You Need: (10 servings)
3 cans tuna
2 cups mayonnaise
3-4 spoons of dill relish
1 red onion, (3/4 should be diced, 1/4 sliced)
2 tomatoes, sliced
a few slices of cheese, preferably American
some greens (baby romaine works best, spring mix can work, too)
1 cucumber, sliced
1/4 cup dill weed
5 pocket pitas, cut in half or 10 flatbread pitas (no pockets)
You gotta click this picture so you can zoom in. Dale Earnhardt or someone is on the Mayonnaise bottle. Hilarious. Also, using fresh dill weed will be better, but it's fine to use dried dill weed.
What You Do:
1) Open the cans of tuna and drain. Don't use your teeth or hands; it's too difficult (A can opener works best). Take your bowl and drop the tuna in there. Before you actually put in the other stuff, season the tuna with some salt and pepper and mix it a little. It might help flavor the tuna and you can also use this time to break apart the tuna to avoid large chunks.
* If you're like me (and most people aren't), you wonder, "What's the deal with all the different tuna at the store? Chunk Light? Solid Albacore? Starkist? Chicken of the Sea? So here's a brief explanation: chunk tuna has random pieces of tuna that are almost 'shredded' and then put in the can; solid tuna is closer to being an actual solid piece of the tuna. Now, with the brands: I've read that the name brands are actually worse than the house brands, i.e. Costco's Kirkland, Walmart, and Safeway. I like to buy white albacore tuna from Kirkland; I think it tastes better and cleaner than other types of tuna. It tends to be a bit more expensive, but we're talking a difference of $1.49 vs $1.09. Get the Solid Albacore.
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3) You want to warm up the pita bread. You can just microwave it for 10-15 seconds in a paper towel if you want, but it'll taste better if you heat it up on a fry pan for a minute or so. Just spray some Pam and heat up both sides so the pita is a light brown. Let the pita(s) cool for a bit before putting the tuna/vegetables in.
There are two main types of pita bread: the ones with a pocket and the ones without. The pocket pitas are easier to separate and form the 'pocket' shape. I forgot to check and I bought the 'other' kind of pita. That's fine, though; you can just fold the non-pocketed pita and still make this.
Factoid:
Tuna are actually huge fish; some people assume they're small because they come in these small cans. The bluefin tuna is what we commonly find in cans; they grow to be about 1,000 pounds. The albacore are smaller and go at about 100 pounds; still, it is a pretty big fish.